hot pocket squirt

Relating to 'Alabama Hot Pocket'

verb: after having sexual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her pussy, you proceed to take a shit her pussy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over.

My boyfriend loves it when I hot pocket squirt on his dick. alabama hot pocket squirtpussycuntcooter

by Mini Stache Ryder c}-: October 6, 2016

Willy Wonka Squirt Machine

When you give a girl 12 ounces of horse laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally while a bursting stream of doo-doo water squirts out her ass at the speed of sound. (Usually lasting a couple hours)

Example: Yo I turned Sarah into a Willy Wonka Squirt Machine last night and now our walls are 5 shades darker.

by kangkai da king December 6, 2019

gay squirt

After being ass raped by numerous men, the taker then squirts the semen out.

Example: Did you see the load Sburch "gay squirted"?

Hey, did you see the "gay squirt" Sburch shot out after that jam season?

by Bruthy March 29, 2015

Mexican squirt

The result of eating too much Mexican food. Will most likely secrete from the anus, but can come from the mouth.

Aaron had a steak burrito with extra beans Friday night. On Saturday morning, he experienced the horrible Mexican squirt.

by Rickety ruckity November 29, 2015

bum squirt

Bum squirt is any kind of liquid that comes from a bum

The bum squirt that was leaking from the bum is nothing you want to drink

by The saint James chk June 8, 2016

squirt the turtle

The most boss ass turtle you’ll ever meet

Squirt the turtle is a fucking Greek god or some shit

by Gianluca M November 2, 2017

squilt

A quilt made out of skin from the ballsack.

If you have a 20 pound ballsack you could remove a lot of that skin flap and make a nice quilt for the winter out of it, a squilt.

by KitsuneAlex December 22, 2018