The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens
Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.
Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray
Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray
by Pacific sailor February 5, 2010
Get the lap spraymug. “Get the elephant spray away from me or else I’ll dump the entire contents of the vacuum cleaner into your room!”
by diphenhydramine March 31, 2021
Get the Elephant Spraymug. by Ghost On Ya August 12, 2009
Get the spray muddmug. Long lasting endurance spray that gives you confidence when your in bed, or any other tearin locations.
by Hossyload April 10, 2019
Get the Buster spraymug. Generally used by swimmers to describe their distaste for axe body spray because of how pungent it is, and how hard it is to breathe if used in poorly ventilated locker rooms. Swimmers who use Gay Spray excessively and often are usually called gay for a few weeks. Sometimes a single spark can start chemical warfare in a locker room, so people who dont want to get involved often change before the Gay Sprays are pulled out
Dude 1: Ah shit I think Jack unloaded two cans of gay spray just now
Dude 2: Oh god I can barely breathe.
Dude 1: *collapses*
Dude 2: Oh god I can barely breathe.
Dude 1: *collapses*
by jomummy June 25, 2021
Get the Gay Spraymug. by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010
Get the scatter spraymug. The sales person by the perfume counter who always sprays a sample of perfume in your face as you walk by. Whether you want it or not.
I wanted to cut through the department store but I was worried the spray bitches might trigger my asthma.
by Oliverzip January 22, 2017
Get the spray bitchmug.