splooge

An unidentified stain on an article of clothing. Could be toothpaste, ranch, vape juice, snot, mustard, etc.

"Yo, Dawg you got some splooge on your shirt."
"Aw, damn! I'm gonna have to go splash some water on it to get it off. Thanks dude."

by 50shadesofnate November 21, 2023

Splooge MCgoo

a youtube channel call Splooge MCgoo

Go subscribe to Splooge MCgoo

by Splooge MCgoo December 8, 2023

Stooge Splooge

Referring to the act of ejaculating in both eyes of a sexual partner during any form of intercourse.

“Bro, she was beating my meat and I straight stooge splooged her!!”

“Dude, what happened?”

“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”

by velocite3 July 4, 2020

Splooge shelf

A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex

“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”

by jlsoleil October 16, 2020

splooge

a sound effect that mason makes

masons employer: " sir it says here on your resume you can make the splooge noise? can you elaborate?"
mason:*splooge*

by b2finness July 6, 2022

Splooge

To bust a major nut

Jimmy splooged all over his wife. He must’ve really needed to bust his nut

by Sullivan6661 July 17, 2022

Sploog-e

A, usually disgusting, beverage that is mixed with a multitudes of shitty ingredients.

Man 1: Dude, this shit is gross as fuck, what is it?
Man 2: Sploog-e

by penis_potato June 9, 2022