Sloppy Jop

A Very Poor Quality Blowjob

Person 1: I Want To Get A Blowjob From Leland,
Person 2: Really? I Heard He Only Gives Sloppy Jops

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 14, 2020

sloppy handra

"When a tall, Persian eyed woman who goes by the name Big Al, rubbeth thy hang down with the contents of an old easy cheese canister." - Benjamin Franklin 1768

It was a foggy, mid evil night as I lyeth in thy staw bed listening to her old, clubfoot draggeth across the cold, cobble stone floor. It wasn't until I heard the familiar clinketh of an old easy cheese canister against big Al's chastity belt, that I knew a sloppy handra was about to go down

by AnealEyo January 16, 2015

sloppy chalupa

Creampied fupa

Bill is so nasty, he gave Nikki a sloppy chalupa

by HandyBrandy August 13, 2017

sloppy rooster

While strutting his stuff thinking he is going to get laid, then he barely gets the condom on before he blows his load.

Whitney thought she brought home a marathon man, but ended up with Kent and his sloppy rooster.

by Hswan33 January 16, 2018

sloppy taco

getting or giving messy, wet and sloppy cunnilingus (also known as eating a woman out/giving her oral sex)

"oh my heckin gosh my boyfriend went down on me for the first time last night and he ended up giving me a sloppy taco"

by 4everkitty June 11, 2018

Sloppy Schnauzer

A man's wet beard after going down on a woman.

Do not come up here and put that Sloppy Schnauzer in my face after you been eatin' that pussy!

by Scrubitright September 14, 2018

Sloppy Josh

When a full bearded man eats out his girlfriend while she's on her period.

P1: Bro your beard looks a little crusty.

P2: Oh yeah bro I gave my girl a sloppy josh last night!

by Wait_on_Red May 4, 2021