Stink Shrink

When you lose your erection because a woman's crotch stinks.

That girl's pussy smelled so bad that I got the Stink Shrink. My dick went down like the Titanic.

by GC A.C. March 10, 2021

Gradual Shrinkage

A witty insult for when ones penis slowly and gradually gets soft, and can't keep a hard on. Typically used for embarrassing someone from the lack of erection for stimulating their partner.

Man, I can't believe you didn't get laid with that girl! You really missed your mark and showed her some gradual shrinkage.

by Lighty1800 July 4, 2022

Sympathetic Ball Shrink (SBS)

The involuntary testicular shrivel accociated with the witness of injury

“I just got some Sympathetic Ball Shrink (SBS) watching that skater fall”

by Jomonster July 18, 2018

Curly Hair Shrinkage

Baby, it's not bald-headed... ITS SHRINKAGE!

-Has your hair ever got shorter in the cold wind when blowdried?

THAT'S A SIGN OF SHRINKAGE!
- You washed your hair and your curls get tighter and shorter? SHRINKAGE
(Happy Black History Month)

To all my beautiful/handsome black women/men who struggle with Curly Hair Shrinkage... Your hair is beautiful the way it is, You don't need to forcefully stretch your hair out to feel powerful... Embrace your shrinkage sis!
Curly hair shrinkage: The state of curly hair in which curls get tighter and become shorter than usual.

by Black Girl Problems - February 15, 2022

my waist [is shrinking]

hearing or seeing something that is so INSANELY cvnt, that it’s energy has a terrifying amount of potential to immediately shrink your waist—snatching it so much that your waist could very well just be snatched from the physical plane, and into another dimension

my waist is shrinking

‘Midnight Sun’ by Zara Larson starts playing…
“MY WAIST!!”

Charli XCX breathes…
“MY WAIST IS LITERALLY SHRINKINGGG”

Seeing a 90’s supermodel walk…
“oh no… my waist… IS… SHRINKING”

by luke__jxmes February 23, 2026

Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.

"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."

by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024