Schroedinger's USB

When you try to plug in a USB it is in a superposition as long as you have plugged it in once. That's the reason why you always have to rotate a USB twice to actually plug it in.

1: I hate it when I can't plug in USB-sticks!
2: That's a very common problem, it's called Schroedinger's USB.

by LucyKitsune November 19, 2019

Schroedingers Anus

A theory that describes that you can never be certain that you yourself have ever shat if you haven't seen your own anus while shitting.

"As long as one has not seen their own anus shit, one can never be sure that they have ever actually shat in their life. Which is described as Schroedingers Anus"

by Marsl March 18, 2020

Shrodinger’s 420

a way of making a 4:20 smoke session that you weren't properly prepared for by not checking a clock again after seeing it says 4:20. According to Shrodinger, it is both still 4:20 and not 4:20 so long as you don’t see a clock, so take your time and smoke when ready!

Dude, we’re gonna have to do a Shrodinger’s 420 because I still have to roll a joint!

by CannaWhoopA55 April 28, 2020

schroedingers restaurant

A restaurant that exists but you don't find the adress . So it both exists and doesn't exist at the same time.

Person 1: " hey how was it at the restaurant you wanted to check out last week?"

Person 2: "oh my. We walked around town for hours but couldn't find it although we had the adress."

Person 1: " seems like a Schroedingers restaurant. "

by Reila February 24, 2022

Schroedinger's Fisherman

Person who makes en extremely discrimnatory post and decides if its bait or not depending on the reaction they recieve

"Guys i really hate *incert minority*"

*possitive reaction* "yeah they suck"
*negative reaction* "dude u fell for the bait lmao"
"You are a complete schroedinger's fisherman dumbass"

by Brainrot Person August 16, 2022

scrobing

When an animal such as a cat or dog licks it's genitalia.

Jonny, "Gus stop scrobing Digory."

by birdybirdbird June 10, 2009

Schloping

Noisy, distracting chewing while eating, usually because of picking food out of braces after each bite.

Jake you need to stop schloping, its annoying me.

by Lulzyw00ts November 18, 2009