The sausage scale is the scale you must look at when defining if an event is a sausage even.
A sausage event occurs when the
male population > female population
If the male population represents:
=50%: Supper
>50-59%: Sausage snack
>60-69%: Sausage cocktail
>70-79%: Sausage fest aka SF
>80-89%: Sausage buffet
>90-99%: Sausage banquet
=100%: All you can eat sausage
The same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam)
A sausage event occurs when the
male population > female population
If the male population represents:
=50%: Supper
>50-59%: Sausage snack
>60-69%: Sausage cocktail
>70-79%: Sausage fest aka SF
>80-89%: Sausage buffet
>90-99%: Sausage banquet
=100%: All you can eat sausage
The same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam)
GUY #1: Dude, should I got to this event?
GUY #2: I don't know, how many guys and girls are going?
GUY #1: 22 guys, 3 girls.
GUY #2: Where does that put the event on the sausage scale?
NERD: Thats a 81% male population.
GUY #2: Dude, that's a total sausage buffet. Don't go.
GUY #2: I don't know, how many guys and girls are going?
GUY #1: 22 guys, 3 girls.
GUY #2: Where does that put the event on the sausage scale?
NERD: Thats a 81% male population.
GUY #2: Dude, that's a total sausage buffet. Don't go.
by LOLUMAD999 March 29, 2010
Classic sergian scale. A system to rate the beauty of women from 1 to 10, in which even the most beautiful ones have a low score. Named after a student who was able to find defects in every women. A high score in the sergian scale means that a woman is gorgeous beyond all measure.
Urgency to get laid gave way to the modified sergian scale, which is a less restrictive one.
Urgency to get laid gave way to the modified sergian scale, which is a less restrictive one.
Mr L: That chick was a 9
Mr T: In which scale?
Mr L: Sergian...
Mr T: Classic or modified?
Mr L: Classic...
Mr T: No way...
Mr T: In which scale?
Mr L: Sergian...
Mr T: Classic or modified?
Mr L: Classic...
Mr T: No way...
by mister ti May 31, 2005
the scale of a validsof is the severity of being a validsof for example 23 on the scale means you watch a shit ton of hentai
23 hentai per minute to be exact
23 hentai per minute to be exact
Person 1: yo you validsof i bet ur like 23 on the scale!
Validsof: no im more like 12 on the validsof scale
Validsof: no im more like 12 on the validsof scale
by gaming legend420 January 15, 2023
Kliph: Sexy, attractive, good looking
A code word used by males to to notify other males in the area that an attractive female has come into viewing range. After all men have acknowledged her looks they then determine how she ranks on said "scale".
A secret way men scale a woman's attractiveness.
A code word used by males to to notify other males in the area that an attractive female has come into viewing range. After all men have acknowledged her looks they then determine how she ranks on said "scale".
A secret way men scale a woman's attractiveness.
1. (Kliph Scale passing by)
Rob: Kliph Scale!
Sal: Agreed, I give it a 7.
2. (At the Office)
Rob: Did you get that Kliph Scale report?
Sal: Yea, I rate its effectiveness about a 6
Rob: Na, at least a 7
Rob: Kliph Scale!
Sal: Agreed, I give it a 7.
2. (At the Office)
Rob: Did you get that Kliph Scale report?
Sal: Yea, I rate its effectiveness about a 6
Rob: Na, at least a 7
by Lazyboy4sure October 22, 2009
This scale allows you to judge a person's personality by the thong he or she is wearing. The scale is from 1 to 4. 4 being the most boring.
1. Traditional thong
2. Leather thong
3. Leopard thong
4. Borat leopard thong
1. Traditional thong
2. Leather thong
3. Leopard thong
4. Borat leopard thong
Bob isn't coming to the party. He is wearing a Borat leopard thong.
Sally went home after seeing Cory making out with her mom's sister. Sally is wearing a leopard thong.
Nathan wrote a poem about a flower he saw the other day. Nathan is definetly a 2 on the thong scale and is wearing a leather thong.
Sally went home after seeing Cory making out with her mom's sister. Sally is wearing a leopard thong.
Nathan wrote a poem about a flower he saw the other day. Nathan is definetly a 2 on the thong scale and is wearing a leather thong.
by Leather Beast November 16, 2007
by AusLunar December 07, 2008
This is a name given to a scale, used to address how far a male/female has gone with someone.
1-hug.
2-holding hands.
3-kiss on cheek.
4-kiss on lips (no tongues)
5-kiss on lips (with tongues)
6-kiss lasting more than 30 secs (no tongues)
7-kiss lasting more than 30 secs (with tongues)
8- upper body fondling
9- lower body fondling
10- full monty.
1-hug.
2-holding hands.
3-kiss on cheek.
4-kiss on lips (no tongues)
5-kiss on lips (with tongues)
6-kiss lasting more than 30 secs (no tongues)
7-kiss lasting more than 30 secs (with tongues)
8- upper body fondling
9- lower body fondling
10- full monty.
by LoveGoddessx September 28, 2010