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salty

Internet slang for angry and upset. An allusion to the fact that tears are salty. Very prevalent in some gaming communities, particularly those for fighting games.
I got this sucker stuck in Wolverine's infinite in MvC2, and now he's all kinds of salty.
by Volkenite September 22, 2015
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Salty Kermit

A man is doing a girl from behind and right as he's about to nut he leap frogs over her, turns around, and cums in her face and/or mouth.
I gave that chick from the party a Salty Kermit, last night. She had quite a mess on her face.
by MsuButters November 25, 2014
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Salty Benjamin

The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and then covering it with hundred dollar bills (benjamin)
Man, that stripper charged me $300 last night. I paid her ass with a salty benjamin. That'll teach her to overcharge me for sex.
by PBE2 December 17, 2008
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salty mito

Vomiting on someone during sex due to excessive alchohol consumption, especially after eating snack foods suck as salted nuts or chips.
After the wild and crazy night, he ruined it all by performing a salty mito right when they switched positions.
by shocknawe December 2, 2009
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salty wash

Think of a salty wash as something similar to a facial, where instead of spooge on the face, it's now cum in the hair. This is typically evident in girls walking around the mall who just got up, are wearing their pajamas in public, and forgot to wash the jiz from their hair.
Hey, your girlfriend just walked out of the bathroom with that guy, and it looks like she's just had a salty wash. What a slut.
by Dr. Combs2 July 7, 2005
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Salty Boul

Originating in Philadelphia, this word is used when someone feels stupid, or just got played. Also known as Salty, the boul is added for emphasis on that you are feeling stupid.
Tay: yo duhh go do dat fresh stanky legg

Maxweel: Aiight duhh

*performs the soulja boy*

Tay: Duhh, dat aint no stanky legg SALTY BOUL
by Dat salty boul May 3, 2009
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