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Ryans are very very very very very very ugly!!!!!!!!!! Ryans usually play basketball and are usually very tall with the #7 , breath a little stinky and usually very hairy. Ryans usually have good hearts and personalities ;) Ryans usually dont take no for an answer.
Sam: Did you see #7??
Audrey: Ryan, yeah he tried to get with me but i rejected him. I miss him though :(
Ryan by 123455899itsme February 16, 2020
Asshole who chews and breaks your pens.
Stop breaking my fucking pens Ryan.
Ryan by DownyDolphin February 19, 2020
Ryan, Honestly just the fucking whitest name I've ever heard tbh, Like I CANNOT WALK ANYWHERE without hearing the name Ryan AND THEY ARE ALL THE SAME PALE WHITE LIKE FR. I'm just gonna use Ryan as a slur because they all look the goddamn same.
OMG Theres another god damn Ryan, I cant fucking escape these Ryans.
Ryan by Superhideer June 1, 2021
He will seem genuine, but in reality he is the fakest POS you will ever meet. Thinks he is above everyone and sits at the throne next to Jesus. Within the first hour of meeting any girl whatsoever he believes that god has sent her to him for marriage, but he ends up being friend zoned the next day. Self-righteous, narcissistic, fake af, small minded, asshole. Don’t expect the elevator to reach the top floor on this one, most of his brain cells melted away during childhood. Once he is exposed of these qualities in public he becomes like a scared little turtle, somewhat like what he hides between his legs.
Ryan talked shit about you too, that’s not surprising.
Ryan by Ydntneed2know September 5, 2021
A Ryan is often a male. It is an American name typically given to a Caucasion boy but sometimes given to a Black boy as well. If you are a black boy with the name Ryan, be proud your mother didn't give you a ghetto name. If you have the name Ryan, you are probably very short in height. A Ryan is often athletic and loves sports such as soccer. A Ryan is also very talented in the Fine Arts department. A Ryan is what you would call "A ladies Man." The name Ryan is often used in teenage movies to sterotype the popular jock of their High School.

If you are a white boy that has the name Ryan, you are probably a man whore that loves to party and get drunk. You are the one that will always be seen dating the popular Cheerleaders. However, a white boy name Ryan can also be genuine and knows how to treat his ladies right.
If you are a black boy that has the name Ryan, you probably come from an all white neighborhood and a lot of your friends are probably white and your best friend is probably an Asian. More than likely, you wear glasses and have/had braces.

A Ryan in general is very funny and can be very sarcastic. They are very easy to get along with though and they are amazing listeners. A Ryan is often one of two things: A good eater or a good cooker.
Jimmy: Look mate, who's that short kid that's getting all the ladies?
George: I don't know man but I heard he plays soccer.
Jimmy: I heard he likes to cook.
George: Yeah man! Chicks dig a dude that can cook.
Jimmy: Aw, I wish I can be like a Ryan.
Ryan by bow-chica-wow-wow July 1, 2010
Ryan is somewhat of an angelic creature with vury nice teeth :D.

he smells fabulous.
he smells like angels descended from above and graciously pissed on his wardrobe for a feirce, but inviting smell.

usually, loves food.

and always falls for "not so tall" asians with a cute smile.
Ryan................