Rum

'It is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.' Usually gone on account of Mrs Elizabeth Swan, either for the likes of bonfire or to amuse an audience.

'Why is the rum gone?'
'But why is the rum gone?

by Luke1090809 June 28, 2022

rum plug

After a night of drinking rum, you wake early the next morning and shit a super hard brick that stretches your anus to painful extremes but has a clean break. Its usually followed a little while later with an epic dose of the runs.

*limping back to bed* Morning wifey, I just shat a rum plug, you have an hour to use the bathroom before I need it again.

by MoistMoose October 8, 2022

Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.

The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.

by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021

Rumming on empty

Strong cocktail 2oz pineapple rum, 2oz coconut rum, 1oz vanilla vodka, 1oz blue curaçao, splash of orange juice.

That new drink rumming on empty knocked me out.

by Rhody401 January 26, 2022

Rum

A piece of shit! Someone who brings down others so their miserable ass has someone to hangout with!

Josh ayal is a fucking rum! He is always shooting meth and sucking dicks!

by Chelserie hehe October 30, 2021

hur-rum

Originated in Great Yarmouth. Is believed to mean "get a room" but was distinctively blurred and slurred through the one centimeter thick caravan wall. Was intended to stop an incident of anal sex from occuring whilst someone was in earshot. Can be used to prevent any type of sexual activities from taking place or one should make his own judgement as to when it is appropriate to use.

Person A is about to indulge in some sort of sexual activity...
Person A says: Oh baby i will only bum u if u insert it yourself.
Person B can be present in the room or simply in earshot of a conversation
Person B says: Hurmmmm

by Philly pah pah pah pah April 28, 2004

Rum

All together a piece of shit mother fucker. The worst of the worst. Liar Cheater. Just down right the biggest POS there is. Jobless Women bigger No direction in life unremorseful. Has nothing to gave to anyone or life. Womenaziter. Awful

Michael is a rum . Won't get a job and beats his wife. He is being a rum, won't he amount to shit

by RachetEvaandCourtney0812 November 21, 2024