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Republican hippie 

A hippie soul with Republican views. Most people would find this individual rare since he/she is most likely Pro Green and Anti War but Pro Life and wants to give the homeless jobs. Yes Republican hippies are quite a rare sight since this person would most likely come in a meeting with tie dye suit and talk about financial economics with a joint in their hand. And they are also the person that would do their very best to honor American Veterans the best way that they can.
Guy 1: Hey what's with the chick in hippie attire going around waving an American flag and singing Lee Greenwood?

Guy 2: She must be a Republican hippie.

Guy 1: Makes sense!
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Union of Soviet Socialist Republics 

The Soviet Union, officially the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR), was a federal socialist state in Northern Eurasia that existed from 1922 to 1991 and was the largest country in the world. Nominally a union of multiple national Soviet republics, in practice its government and economy were highly centralized,and it was communist.
John-where do you live?
Thomas-The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

Republicunt 

A female member of "the vast right-wing conspiracy".
Republicunt by Puddintane September 10, 2003

republicunt 

A loudmouth,ignorant,obnoxious,neo-con woman with strong right wing beliefs. these creatures are usually religious and judgmental.
Ann Coulter, or Elizabeth Hasselbeck. Ann Coulter is such a republicunt can you believe what she said on Larry Kings show last night.
republicunt by Dan Lancer February 28, 2009

Wal-Mart Republican 

Wal-Mart Republican (noun)
The illegitimate cousin of the Wall-Street Republican who based on economic circumstance should be a Democrat. But because of certain prejudices identifies with the GOP. These prejudices include, racism,bigotry,homophobia,religious zealotry and sexism. There is also a strong tendency to follow NASCAR, display the confederate flag and affix an NRA sticker on ones pick up even though the membership dues were never paid.
Larry:
Jim Bob, how in the hell can you be a Republican? You live in a trailer, have no health insurance and no savings or investments whatsoever.
Jim Bob:
That black ass, muslim, homo lover ain't takin' my guns away!
Larry:
Oh, I see. You are a Wal-Mart Republican!
Wal-Mart Republican by Plunka! March 17, 2011

republican narnia

The magical land where Republicans come from and hope to return too. Common features include The Cold War, but against either Nazi's or the bad guys from Rocky and Bullwinkle, a Pleasantville environment, everyone gets along and there are no minorities, and Jesus who ahs returned and smites the unworthy. Those lost in Republican Narnia may remain there temporarily or permanatley, it is often completly treatable.
"My mom keeps warning me about STDs, I don't even have a girldfriend."
"She must be in Republican Narnia"
republican narnia by Nick E. May 18, 2006

republican apology 

A weak, fake, snide "retraction" of all or part of a statement made by conservative after his feet are held to the fire.
Republican apology-

Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"

Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."

Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."

Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
republican apology by docsterx July 23, 2012