Reed

Literally the sexiest thing alive, he has the biggest ding dong in the world and absolutely destroys girls with it.

I was sleeping with Reed last night, I have to use a wheelchair now

by Sexiest_guy_ever May 12, 2023

Brandon Reed

Noun
Bran-Dun Ree-duh
A person or persons who work at walmart and sexually harasses his fellow coworkers.
Someone who Brandon Reeds (Brandon reeded) people.

“Woah is that Brandon Reed?”

“Why yes I heard he likes to Brandon Reed (Brandon Reeded) his coworkers because he has very low self esteem

by Johny willikers May 12, 2023

Reed

Reed is an absolutely revolting human being. He is so genuinely rude and doesn't even realize it. He acts like a complete fucking bimbo and thinks he's cool for no reason even though he is a complete fucking retard. Stay away from Reed.

Why are you texting Reed? He a fucking loser.

by backpackkid October 22, 2019

Reed

FAGGOT ASS NIGGA
He’s really gay and likes boys and plays soccer

Hey that’s Reed run before he rapes you

by Gxldenyooo October 26, 2019

Reed

The gayest person you will ever meet. Watches guys changing in the locker room and then locks his lips. Doesn’t take showers and has a crusty face.

Bro don’t change in here, I saw Reed walk in.

by Jdmdjfjckss October 30, 2019

Reed smith

The ultimate vape burglar. This man cannot be trusted even if it’s with a penny. This man is like a magnet to electronic cigarette devices, specifically cherry ice. If you have any belongings I would not advice you alert reed about them because he will take that information and do everything in his power to get them in his sticky fingers. He is a class A liar, with 3 scholarships to the FBI. if you ever are unfortunate enough to come across reed smith, say a prayer and run for the hills because he will take your vape and lie about it until the end of his days.

“Hey reed do you still have my cherry ice vape? I gave it to you 10 minutes ago.” Says Aly, “no, this one is mine I haven’t seen yours” Reed Smith replies. See you in hell lying pig.

by Ashy lyn October 24, 2020

reed mike

He is a sex god with the hands of the gods.

I screamed Reed Mike more harder don't stop daddy.

by Bigmike26 October 30, 2020