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Paedophile

Peadophiles have a really hard time fitting in. It probably doesn't help that their fucking immature assholes.
People who are scared of paedophiles need to grow up.,
by Quizzonmyface July 31, 2016
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Pedophile

Someone who likes fucking innocent children and, in some cases, killing them.
That pedophile is a sadistic whore who's going straight to hell!
by The Jester of Madness! November 11, 2015
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pedophiley

Adjective form of pedophile, rhymes with Kiley
I wouldn't recommend going to Old Man Johnson's house for Trick-or-treat. He just seems so pedophiley
by cowboyjebus July 9, 2007
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Pedophile

Whacking off in the bleachers of a modified girls volleyball game.
Kevin: Did you see Jim at the game yesterday?
Steve: Yeah he is such a pedophile!
by The Chronic Method May 19, 2016
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Pedophile

A person who is sexually attracted to children or even adults who still look like children.
Yo-gay-sh: Dad my friends called me a pedophile for getting all sexual with a 9year old kid.
Dad: Even i had a feeling about it. And you proved me right. I'm proud of you.
by Fake Thanos June 6, 2018
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paedophile

'Paedophiles' - A word of moral panic. Take a second to ask yourself this... Do you want fewer children harmed, or do you want revenge? It must be one or the other, as each have opposite effects. If you understood a little about the prevention of crime, in this case the prevention of sexual child abuse, you would understand that our society's desire for revenge is making the world more unsafe for children.

Sustaining a society in which Peadophiles and child sex offenders are threatened and demonised, will just put them in a state of paranoia. This will drive them underground through fear, isolation and depression. Which in its self, would dramatically restrict their ability of self-control, and so more children will be harmed.

I suggest we put our moral repulsion aside, and actually protect children. This can only be done by encouraging Paedophiles and Child Sex Offenders to seek support.
Paedophile = My focus is in the protection of children. What is yours?
by Dark Purple December 31, 2007
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Pomona Pedophile

A Pomona Pedophile is a male over the age of 40 who continually bangs girls that are seniors in high school. Most generally, a Pomona Pedophile lives their life by one rule, "Sure I get older, but Seniors are ageless."
"Hey Dunkin, did you hear who Jamie fucked the other night?

"Yeah dude, that's the 5th time this week, Perkins is such a Pomona Pedophile!"
by The Harrillizer May 3, 2009
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