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cold press

by leon mails March 21, 2019
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press k

guy 1:Ah shit i am infected!
guy 2: Press k and click.
by chinaman69420 February 19, 2021
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nico press

when performing the doggy style position with your woman you grab on to her hair and curl your wrist so the hair wraps around your hand, giving you a really good grip. then you put your elbow into the small of her back and do a curl.
tom gave jane a nico press last night, now she's half bald.
by colon plow May 1, 2005
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peach press

When playing halo Jeffery died so much that Amanda peach pressed his face.
by peachpressV2 February 22, 2013
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Turtle press

A turtle press is when you grab a turd out of the toilet. It can be yours or a strangers, and shove it back into your anus in case you missed any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Thus your anus being the turtle shell and the poop being the turtle
Dude did you hear Frank doing a turtle press last night?
by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023
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tweet-the-press

A method of scarcasm directed to the the press media that delivers false news to unreliable news sources to see if they take the bait
Our President has replaced live question & answer sessions with tweet-the-press
by Toadly 4 Sure July 6, 2017
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Car-pressed

Being depressed about your car
Mike is car-pressed cause he's car is at the shop
by Fwtxritaa April 3, 2023
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