Possume

something post-requiem
that 
assumes
a role
in society.

Wait, what? What do you mean possume?

by ThaoNeguY July 6, 2011

Possum boy

A guy who befriends groups of beautiful women with the hopes of “shooting their shot”. They are a sort of scavenger in a harmless way. When confronted on their intentions, they play dead.

“I planned a girl day at the beach, plus our possum boy of course!”

by Greasy strangler June 27, 2024

Moon Possum

A racial slur against foreign invaders of planet earth or aliens.

Look at that dirty fucking moon possum

by BritishAsshole March 25, 2024

possum

possum other wise know as Victoria a girl whos ex makes her wet

go dig a whole you little possum RETRIEVE

by lil possum June 15, 2021

Possum pads

The gentle, soft mitts of a desk jockey.

Dathan: Earl strokes my wang with the gentility of a bard.
Cletis: No duh, that pudwhacker anoints his clutches with Udder Crème. Earl had supple possum pads.

by Dildo Baby July 24, 2022

Swamp possum

When a woman's vaginall area is looking like a furry possum and it smells like a swamp.

Did you hit that ? No she had a swamp possum down there.

by Swamp possum November 17, 2022

ghetto possum

A woman with a high sex drive
One step up from a hood rat.

I wasn’t going to go out tonight until I heard that there were gonna be several ghetto possums out at the club

by Possumpotamus June 9, 2023