(O)Possum Muffler

When a vehicle lacks a muffler, or is otherwise intrinsically obnoxious or obnoxious by virtue of its owner, and vigilantes or society at large decide to tie the carcass of a dead opossum to the vehicle to display distaste for the vehicle or its driver.
"F--- that guy, if he declines his engine in front of the house again, he's getting an (o)possum muffler."

"We gave the Purple Avenger a 'Possum Muffler."
by (O)victim June 22, 2025
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possum

1) Refers to a person who enjoys gaining weight in order to feel/be more attractive.

2) Alternatively used for some one who "falls dead" in bed and cannot continue to be entertaining sexually.
1) That guy is such a possum, he can't stop eating everything in sight.

2) He's a possum, he just lays there in bed and doesn't do any of the work.
by Remyarias July 06, 2007
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possum floss'um

a sex act where a girl deepthroats you, chokes on your cock,and then uses your pubes as floss while lying on her back
dude, that girl totally did a possum floss'um last night!
by nsanepoltergiest January 18, 2009
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living possum

Wow that possum was hit by the car, now he is living possum.
by Captain Ginyu May 28, 2017
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Salting the possum

Lighten up, chill out, not take things too seriously
Aaron, she was salting the possum before work so she could deal with her lab mates bullshit
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum
by Taxidermistlady February 19, 2017
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possum stompers

A term to describe footware, usually to describe heavy duty boots or elaborate shoes.

Descriptive term that assumes how productive one shoes would be to stomp on possums.
by Lure_flicka June 05, 2018
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First Possum

1. a dangerous place for fear of possum consumption
2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch
oh shit, i don't want to be first possum.. i should get out of this dumpster
by doctor jeckyll April 27, 2008
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