by ThaoNeguY July 05, 2011
John- "Hey what's happening man? What did you do last night?"
Dan- "I went out with my work buds and hooked up with a girl. We went home and fucked!!"
John- "Sweet dude, that's awesome!!!"
Dan- "Yeah, but the thing is, her pussy was so nasty, I still can't get this possum cooter stank off of my cock & balls."
Dan- "I went out with my work buds and hooked up with a girl. We went home and fucked!!"
John- "Sweet dude, that's awesome!!!"
Dan- "Yeah, but the thing is, her pussy was so nasty, I still can't get this possum cooter stank off of my cock & balls."
by dizzotizzo August 31, 2015
A term to describe footware, usually to describe heavy duty boots or elaborate shoes.
Descriptive term that assumes how productive one shoes would be to stomp on possums.
Descriptive term that assumes how productive one shoes would be to stomp on possums.
That's a nice pair of possum stompers
by Lure_flicka May 15, 2018
a sex act where a girl deepthroats you, chokes on your cock,and then uses your pubes as floss while lying on her back
by nsanepoltergiest January 18, 2009
A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
by JohnRanford1993 July 04, 2022
When you and your lover are sleeping and one starts to get frisky, turning the other one on, only to roll over and go back to sleep! It's called the possum
A: I was sleeping last night and Roman started teasing me
I: sounds like fun
A: it was until he pulled the possum
I: ouch I can't believe he pulled the possum
I: sounds like fun
A: it was until he pulled the possum
I: ouch I can't believe he pulled the possum
by Sweetsgirl January 10, 2017
by Bread_Miser February 02, 2022