Testing Positive

Quick and veiled way of telling another you are under the influence of an illegal substance.

Testing positive.

by cravinbob September 3, 2010

positive drama

A: Being dramatic for the sake of making things more interesting.

B: Acting

C: Being extreme in order to make a situation more colorful.
opposite: Negative Drama (bitches be trippin)

Coop was cutting up with positive drama.

by ThadCoop February 22, 2014

Piss Positions

Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).

1: Teabag

Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.

2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)

3: Tree Climber

This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.

Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!

Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!

by TotallyTubularDude January 15, 2021

positive sauce

Positive sauce is ejected out of the male penis and flys through the air and pastes it’s self on to a partner(s) face.

Money Bunns: Oh you like it when I do this.

Harry Crosswinds: Yeah baby just like that I’m about to give you all of my positive sauce you ready.

*Gives her all his positive sauce*

Money Bunns: You got it in my hair

Harry Crosswinds: My bad baby but you gotta give my daily dish of happiness.

by Positive Sauce January 17, 2018

Positive Vandalism

When you live in a country led by dictatorial government such as Iran, doing graffities and writing protest slogans on anywhere accessible to make the evil sink, is called positive vandalism

We do positive vandalism in classes of uni all day long by using markers on the back of chairs.

by Bedrockitis November 14, 2022

Velma position

When your girl is wearing a skirt and on all fours looking for her glasses, you come in behind her and fuck her till she screams Jinkies.

Clarissa’s glasses fell off after she was attempting to hang a mirror on the wall, when she got down on all fours, Ken came in using the Velma position until she moaned Jinkies.

by Mothballz May 21, 2022

positive grunt

When u see somthing that turns u on, the noise u make when u see it.

Damn thats a positive grunt.

by Positive grunt May 5, 2018