Popcorn Pimpin'

A person who gets into relationships with less than desirable women based solely on the fact that they provide him with food, shelter, clothing, money, and access to an automobile. A Popcorn Pimp is usually a felon who has been recently paroled or released.

Look at Jamals Popcorn Pimpin' ass with that fat bitch over there!! She's luck he needs a car.

by Loki LongStroke December 17, 2022

Popcorn Sutton

The legend that most Missouri Boys worship. Legendary moonshiner made hundreds of liquor runs through his day.

Its ashame that Popcorn Sutton killed himself

by Iplaybanjoandpracticeincest May 31, 2020

Zebra Popcorn

the act of running a train consisted of black people and white people on a trampoline

Craig: Yo Jamal do you and Phillip wanna make some zebra popcorn with this bitch I can call.

Jamal: Hell yeah, let me set up the trampoline! No net this time

by BillMuthaFuckinClinton March 29, 2013

Popcorn footing

When you get a horse hoof in your ass. Getting fucked in the ass by a horses hoof.

Getting a big foot up the ass as punishment.

Popcorn footing , my mom is going to popcorn foot me if she finds out I failed math class.

by The silly kid April 22, 2023

plastic popcorn

The slang term for cocaine. Predominantly used people in the movie industry.

I did so much plastic popcorn while working on the set of spongebob.

by Kampaine April 2, 2016

Popcorn Addict

Someone who despite telling you that they are indeed on a diet and have left their favorite movie theater snack behind, would willingly sacrifice their own child to the almighty Orville Redenbacher in exchange for a singular kernel with which to pop and consume happily, knowing that their first born child is forever gone in return for a measly kernel.

Jack: "Hey man how's your diet going?"
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."

by RichardsLeftNut March 27, 2019

quirky popcorn

A quirky popcorn is when you jerk off too much with scorching hot popcorn seeds to the point where you get third degree burns on your dick. At this point you look like Deadpool had sex with a wrinkly old grandma who has herpigoneciphilaids.

Dude I pulled a quirky popcorn last night and now I can't feel my will to live.

by CreepyStalker36 January 4, 2018