pitch a dick

Verb; To react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered dick was dropped into their hand without warning.

"The second I saw all those bears, I pitched a dick right out of there."
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"

by MajorKade October 17, 2015

Swinging at the first pitch

Jerking off to the first scene in a porn without checking out the rest of the scenes first

Damn, the intro to Big Tit Ass-Munchers 2 had me swinging at the first pitch

by Big Dood72 January 08, 2022

Pitch Count

A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.

Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.

There are 8 stops on this bar crawl so I can't let my pitch count get too high early on.

by AgileSloth July 07, 2012

Pitching the tent

When someone gets a boner and it causes their pants to perk up in a tent like shape

I couldn’t come up in front of the class because I was accidentally pitching the tent

by Fusion_Hf April 17, 2019

Pitch and Miss

A term used to describe the result of a useless salesman.

joe: did suicidal george sell his 3pm lead.
luke: did he fuck, pitch and miss, george couldn't close his mothers coffin.
joe: re-ap it and send in the swan.

by mrchinchang October 06, 2011

pitch me

when someone is trying to convince another person of an idea or potential plan

Ella: You guys ready for Fire Day?
James: What's Fire Day? Pitch me
Ella: We jump through a ring of fire, play fire games, have an eternal fire burning all day... c'mon it'll be fire

by schmella September 22, 2023

Pitched

Hyper intent derived intensly vocally or quick physical actions

Did u see that girl and how pitched she was?

by Jasambina November 23, 2020