An excuse one uses when they do not want to leave the comfort of their home that has likely been stocked with frozen pizzas, kleenex, and Ben and Jerry's.
by Drabmeat34 February 09, 2018
by MDoN65 November 27, 2017
A straight female sex partner who prefers (or is more skilled in) foreplay and heavy petting to penetrative sex.
by likeitis87 July 17, 2010
(Character is a fictional character I created)
An antisocial non human that has a tendency to make some dark jokes on the internet and can fucken stop time.
An antisocial non human that has a tendency to make some dark jokes on the internet and can fucken stop time.
by Black Hole REE October 24, 2020
by MeeMtaken February 13, 2022
some person you date, marry and fuck daily and have a mega affair at work in front of your workers (your the ceo :) )make
*making out with ur partner in front of your workers*
Worker 1: Guys, we should go *leaves*
Worker 2: THE FUCK I AIN'T
Worker 3: *faints*
Worker 4: Damn *insert name* fainted good for them
* You finish making out*
*realizes You did that in front of the whole company*
You: oh fuck-
Worker 1: Guys, we should go *leaves*
Worker 2: THE FUCK I AIN'T
Worker 3: *faints*
Worker 4: Damn *insert name* fainted good for them
* You finish making out*
*realizes You did that in front of the whole company*
You: oh fuck-
by roxie the dancey dance July 31, 2022
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A L O N E is your TRESPASS PARTNER as always BANK ON IT as there is always only TW0 INVOLVED seems to be BUTT don't bet on that that is just the TRIGGER MAN and you are ANAL ALAN JEWUSH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE ALAN I WALDMAN the POINT MAN where they are always pointing their SMELLY FINGERS but no worries there is a LIMIT to outright violation of THE H0LEY ASSH0LE.
by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 20, 2022