hog-crouch

When a human crouches upon all four limbs, forearms to the ground (or bed), and their rump is aimed up at the sky like a prized pig exposing the undercarriage.
To Hog-crouch, hog-crouching.

To Hog-crouch, hogcrouching.

As I came back into the bedroom, I found Sally hog-crouching on the end of the bed.

by hc22 November 17, 2019

game hog

a selfish individual who is always on a particular arcade game, especially when you want to play.

That damn game hog won't get his ass out of the pole-position machine!

by extraz February 13, 2006

chief the hog

To go home with the BBW in the group and fuck them.

To hog the heavy.

Friend: Yo Tyler, what happened to you last night? That big girl was super aggressive into you and you just disappeared. Did you go home with her?

Tyler: Yeah dude. I chiefed the hog.

Friend: Chief the hog?!

Tyler: ~...~

by erodut January 31, 2019

Hog Hammering

A woman who entertains multiple obese men sexually at the same time. Dicks all around.

Linda was caught hog hammering her fathers friends at the crawfish festival.

by Supra man June 24, 2014

Ham Hogging

When your homeboy is doing more than just cartwheels on that shit

My boy Kyle was constantly Ham Hogging me during that uno game

by Mrfatcakes May 27, 2023

Hog shot

Another name for a dick pic.

"Dude, Mary says you sent her a hog shot and she freaked out."

"I thought she wanted to see the hog, bro."

by dfuygyuhvg,kjlh December 17, 2015

Hog Mama

Hog Mama is a semi-mythical creature whose origin revolves around trucker lore in Prescott Arizona. Hog Mama is said to be a disfigured woman who originated in New Jersey but later became a semi truck driver and crashed into Watson Lake. Legend says Hog Mamas lair is in the Bradshaw Mountain range by Mount Union where she wills Javelinas into existence. Hog Mama supposedly can control all the Javelinas in and around Prescott Arizona.

Honey get my gun, Hog Mama is howling tonight.... HERE SHE COMES ("YEEEEEEEE")

by nobaker December 20, 2019