Hog Bible

The hog bible is a book similar to THE bible, but it is created by members from hogtopia. The book consists of rules and fables about the hog. examples of the rules are having bad spelling and no copyrighted music

JustCheerio_: what is the best book in the entire world??
Ktaei: the hog bible obviously

by Ktaei March 24, 2021

battery hog

Another term for, "dry cell pig" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.

Man this radio is a real battery hog! I just put a new set of AA cells in there half an hour ago and they're already going down the tube!

by Telephony October 8, 2018

hog hider

A man who gratuitously accepts another mans penis in his rectum

Justin played the role of hog hider when he gathered with his joyous friends.

by Matty Boy. March 10, 2017

Hog Mama

Hog Mama is a semi-mythical creature whose origin revolves around trucker lore in Prescott Arizona. Hog Mama is said to be a disfigured woman who originated in New Jersey but later became a semi truck driver and crashed into Watson Lake. Legend says Hog Mamas lair is in the Bradshaw Mountain range by Mount Union where she wills Javelinas into existence. Hog Mama supposedly can control all the Javelinas in and around Prescott Arizona.

Honey get my gun, Hog Mama is howling tonight.... HERE SHE COMES ("YEEEEEEEE")

by nobaker December 20, 2019

chief the hog

To go home with the BBW in the group and fuck them.

To hog the heavy.

Friend: Yo Tyler, what happened to you last night? That big girl was super aggressive into you and you just disappeared. Did you go home with her?

Tyler: Yeah dude. I chiefed the hog.

Friend: Chief the hog?!

Tyler: ~...~

by erodut January 31, 2019

The Hogs Are Coming

A phrase referring to the countdown to Hog Day, a global event where hogs appear from quantum tears in the fabric of space to wreak havoc on Earth.

Ryan: You want me to put ALL your life savings towards buying a mansion for your family?

Steve: Well, the hogs ARE coming.

Ryan: Fair. Thank you and godspeed.

by they're coming November 14, 2022

game hog

a selfish individual who is always on a particular arcade game, especially when you want to play.

That damn game hog won't get his ass out of the pole-position machine!

by extraz February 13, 2006