Gear Bigot

From "Gear-Head". A gear bigot is a car enthusiast prejudiced against certain automotive marques because of their country of origin; a domestic car enthusiast who, unaware of the high performance nature of many foreign cars, continues to think if it is not a Detroit product, it's not high-performance; a person who uses derisive terms to refer to foreign cars, i.e., "ricer", "rice-burner", "kraut can", etc.;
a person who doesn't care once-foreign cars are manufactured in the USA and continues to refer to them as
"imports" but by derisive terms.
He won't consider buying any car with a foreign-sounding name, even though it's made in the USA. He's a real gear bigot.
by Cameltow_Albuquerque October 24, 2012
Get the Gear Bigot mug.

Spanking gear

Another word for thong. Spanking does not always involve sexual contact, especially between strangers; thus potential bottoms are asked to wear thong underwear.
When I saw that sexy policewoman, I wished I had been wearing spanking gear.
by sasgon October 15, 2008
Get the Spanking gear mug.

Gear Check

The awkward occasion where a person greets you with a standardized salutation but immediately proceeds to look you up and down to size up the gear you're rockin'. This visual violation usually starts with your shoes and slowly works its way up to your headpiece. Common culprits involve but are not limited to bouncers, interviewers, blind dates, and jail "line up" cops.
Bobby the Bouncer: "Hey man you and your buddy are gonna have to wait in line like everybody else. Oh hey what's up bro, come on in...these guys are losers."

Wing Man: "Yo son, you see that bouncer dude? He totally gear checked your cardigan right now and let those guys in with the shiny shirts.

Victim: "Eff this, let's go play some warcraft"
by hiyosilver January 22, 2014
Get the Gear Check mug.

gear head

A musician (most common in guitarists and drummers) who spends more time reading about and buying gear than they actually spend playing music. Gear heads think that by spitting out a flood of brand names and model numbers to their friends that they will sound more intelligent than they actually are. Also, they hope their new equipment will compensate for their lack of practice. Truthfully it shows they spend too much time on the toilet reading "Musicians Friend".
guy: I would let him in this band but gear heads are annoying
by TASHonCDBaby June 01, 2010
Get the gear head mug.

shift gears

When a man has to shift his cock and balls from time to time in order to avoid a ballwedgie.
When I sleep my cock and balls get moved around alot and sometimes I have to shift gears and pull my cock and balls out from between my legs.
by MJPDII August 06, 2003
Get the shift gears mug.

Gear Down

To relax, or to calm down; usually used as the "last word" in a conversation; usually used to take the tension out of a situation, causing each person to smile and realize they are being an idiot.
Examples of usage:
Example #1:

Jonathan: "Sarah, what did you do with my bib shorts? I told you I needed them for today's ride!"
Sarah: "Gear down, they're in the dryer."

Example #2:
Guy #1: "What's up with your outfit? Did you get dressed in the dark?"
Guy #2: "Gear down."
by Lucy13 August 01, 2009
Get the Gear Down mug.

Geared Up

Your ready for sex.
Jon is all geared up for his girl tonight.
by Justin February 21, 2004
Get the Geared Up mug.