noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
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each opponent has one hand in a boxing glove and one hand on the others genitals. the aim of the game is to either force your opponent to retire by ejaculation or TKO.
each opponent has one hand in a boxing glove and one hand on the others genitals. the aim of the game is to either force your opponent to retire by ejaculation or TKO.
ollie took the last Timtam so i challenged him to a game of wristy-cuffs. we're not sure who won but we won't be doing it again ... without lube
by jo mamaaaaaa February 27, 2025
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