My dick fell off

Is a meme that is used in joke
For example if someone says my dick fell off it mean most likely and hopefully a joke
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Tryin To Get My Dick Wet

Statement; used to show a guys intention of having sexual intercourse with a female in the near future.
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Slamming my dick in the door

A phrase used when a futile argument is had between a man and a woman with the man being correct but the woman being to stubborn to admit it.
"Yeah last night we fought about the moon landing and i was just slamming my dick in the door for about and hour"
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damn, she farted on my dick

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid
"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."
by theleroy27 February 17, 2017
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keep my dick hard

1) to tell someone to fuck off by means of ignoring them, and giving there drama zero attention.

2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says
todd is begging to come over, but Im gona keep my dick hard. hes not invited.
by Josiah Van Dien May 08, 2010
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my dick feels like corn

It is when your dick is at its best
You: I can't feel my dick
Me: well my dick feels like corn
by MAD14 January 05, 2015
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