Peter just pulled down Nicole's shirt, I saw her goblin knobs and everything, that is so inappropriate in a nice neighborhood like this
by Devin Diaz January 20, 2008

Becky said she wasn't gonna vaccinate her newborn, Rational person said: vaccinate that crotch goblin
by LARRY'S BLINDE DARM February 3, 2019

Q: Yo man we drinkin that Green Goblin again tonight?
A: Nah, unless you want me to fuck a fat bitch like last time.
A: Nah, unless you want me to fuck a fat bitch like last time.
by Slash12 June 27, 2008

Someone who needs at least three drinks at all times. One is for hydration. The second is for caffeine, and the third is just for fun.
by Swavystick February 19, 2023

a man of some sort that is a fucking beast and that has the ability to get between the legs of any woman he wants
Damn Nate, I didn't know you got so much pussy, I guess we should start calling you the coochie goblin
by coochiegoblin July 15, 2016

I went to a dnd club and asked if I could join their campaign, They asked me what my character is, I told them Im a mind Goblin. "Whats a mind goblin?" "MIND GOBLIN DEEZ NUTZ" they didn't let me join.
by Yourdearestfather May 17, 2023

A cooch goblin is a man or woman who will only eat the pussy. There soul goal in life is to eat the pussy.
by MamaBear420 July 6, 2016
