Nigel

Nigel (Ni-gel) is a name given to those who carry with them video recording equipment. Mainly accompanying a large group of sweaty individuals, they can also be seen to fall over and appear confused while playing sports.

Jeez, he’s such a Nigel!

Wow, You’ve just done a Nigel!

by Rexthecav23 June 5, 2022

Nigel

The act of screwing something up beyond recognition or redemption. To horrifically deviate from your original objective so badly that it leaves others strangely obsessed by the persons ineptitude

Oh man...you really Nigelled that up! YI mean you seriously f***** that up. You've gone to Paris without the keys to the flat.

by George7788 January 10, 2025

a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

a nigel suicide speed wank cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

Nigel

Nigel is the greatest rat catcher to ever exist.

Did you see that guy act like Nigel… he caught so many rats

by Biggestbitchxo December 18, 2024

NIGEL

The word nigel is used by the foundry to say the N word

Nigel wha the fuck

by nigel676767767676 December 1, 2025

Nigel

Nigel is a true chad😎, he can beat Louie in every way possible.
He is the best there is.
The best there was.
And the best there ever will be.

Nigel is so awesome

by A true chad November 23, 2021

squishing nigel

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.

squishing nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025