So I was tending bar one night when a murder of beards came in. I thought we were in trouble but they turned out to be a nice group of guys.
by Irish beard balm April 16, 2015
Get the Murder of beardsmug. Cocaine to the extent that it makes your nose drunk with numbness. AKA Theo's Devil Sugar or Paul's...
by dmfwayne May 20, 2009
Get the Murder Powdermug. 1. When a man is convinced he has fucked the living shit out of his partner, and he/she usually tells him he/she loves him shortly after. When a sex partner screams during sex as though they were being murdered.
2. After a man has sex with a woman on her period and his penis is covered in blood and resembles a murder weapon.
2. After a man has sex with a woman on her period and his penis is covered in blood and resembles a murder weapon.
by Chester Steaknife September 2, 2012
Get the Murder Dickmug. 
1. A made up legal term that has no statute because the law sees these creatures as nuisance animals.
2. The completely legal and responsible activity of eliminating trash pandas from your neighborhood or property so as to preserve the cleanliness of the area and rid it of diseased pest.
2. The completely legal and responsible activity of eliminating trash pandas from your neighborhood or property so as to preserve the cleanliness of the area and rid it of diseased pest.
1. Some turds went on YouTube and accused this guy of raccoon murder. Turns out, there's no such thing.
2. I was tired of half the trash cans being tipped over and the garbage being scattered throughout the neighborhood. So I went on a raccoon murder spree.
2. I was tired of half the trash cans being tipped over and the garbage being scattered throughout the neighborhood. So I went on a raccoon murder spree.
by The Cap N' July 21, 2020
Get the raccoon murdermug. The collective noun for fangirls. Similar to a murder of crows, a murder of fangirls can represent fear.
A murder of fangirls are peaceful in their natural enviroment in the vast tumblr savannah but can become hostile when their OTP is questioned
by gavinogambean October 28, 2013
Get the Murder of Fangirlsmug. The definition of a murder dukes is a specified individual who identifies as an autistic hermaphrodite.
by Queeezzzy January 29, 2022
Get the Murder dukesmug.