mum jump

mum jump: an act in which a minimum of 2 people dig up a freshly dug grave, they find a corpse, preferably female, and 1 guy gets down in the hole and strips the body, and puts his face in her vag, then the guy up at the top of the grave jumps on the stomach of the body, causing festering organs to spew into the face of the first guy.

we went mum jumping last night

by thugaim September 18, 2013

Mum Fat

When two people are having an argument and one says "Mum Fat" to break up the argument.

Kid 1: Why are you so mean?
Kid 2: No you
Kid 1: Stop annoying me!
Kid 2: Or what
Kid 1: Mum Fat

by Gink111 September 10, 2019

Oozymurs mum

A lovely women who it’s absolutely fabulous but unfortunately has a strange child. She is great. We love oozymurs mum she is our idol.

Omg there’s oozymurs mum

by Eggnog26 June 15, 2019

your mum

a word used to amuse yourself and make others angry

Q. yo ghee what are you doing
A. your mum

Q. who are you texting

A. your mum
A. she is teaching me maori

A.oi my maori teachers hot as ahha

by your' mum June 16, 2018

hockey mum

overweight, middle-aged women clad in horrible nylon clothes with elasticized-waistbands, whose husband's gave up fucking 'em a decade ago.

Watch out here comes some hockey mums

by GazzerB October 31, 2008

Mum shit

to make the most god awfull smell humanly possible

dad:argh whats that awful smell
son:thats mum shit dad

by b1nn7 August 25, 2006

your mum

part one of the greatest insult ever created

your mum touches kids

by eadipus February 29, 2004