Moody octopus

A moody octopus is a man that is sometimes happy and sometimes grumpy around women. He has octopus arms,usually on a nightclub dance floor, by reaching for the ladies too much

I was just dancing, Maria, and that guy who yelled at me in the queue to get in, just wanted to grind up on me from behind. What a moody octopus.

by Bowslosski August 16, 2023

The moody volcano

When a girl masturbates with a vibrator while on her period and blood flies everywhere so it looks like an erupting volcano.

"Dude your girlfriend seemed pretty mad last night. Did you get make up sex?"
"No, it's that time of the month so there was no making up. I slept on the couch and she made the moody volcano."

by aichokeu August 1, 2012

Gooey mooey

Female genital parts that have become exceptionally wet and sticky from Sexual arousal and or ejaculation.

After shagging her man for 3 hours she had a right old gooey mooey (wet and sticky vagina).

by Quiffsniffer July 3, 2017

tad moody

a. A little upset.

b. A best friend.

See that guy over the, he's a tad moody!

by MoondogViking October 8, 2018

fug moof

When you stub your small toe you fug-moof

Hey did you just fug moof

by Fug-moof April 14, 2020

Anti Moof

An association of extremely sexy non moofy people including The Rider, The Nugster, The Chicken Connoisseur, The Jeojook and The Grunter.

The Anti Moofters are group of highly respected English men.

by Anti-Moof co leader May 22, 2021

literally_moony

This is a marauder creating Tiktok account that posts edits and videos about their book/marauders.

“ Wow! Look at this book! It was made by literally_moony.”

by stars.moon January 18, 2022