Monster Cookie

A code name for a blow job, used by people too immature to call it a blow job.

Do you want a monster cookie?

by asdfasdfasfdasdfasfdasdf April 22, 2011

hormone monster

Maury, the horny hormone monster from Big Mouth

"Fallopian, that's a savory word." - Hormone Monster

by XO Nigga February 22, 2018

Millimeter Monster

A very small penis

Everyone has a millimeter monster until puberty.

I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.

by JAC7272 April 29, 2014

Keegan Monster

A term used in in the Northwestern Pennsylvania region that is synonymous for a game of hide-and-seek.

Let's play a game of Keegan Monster! Steve, you go hide, and I will be Keegan Monster and come and find you.

by LeonardDavis November 24, 2020

Snack Monster

A person who eats snacks more than actual meals

I had no time to eat lunch, so I had a bag of chips and 2 granola bars today like a true snack monster

by Whaler Jake November 13, 2014

Monster Dancing

Slang for grinding, often used at frat parties. See: grinding

Fratboy A: Hey, did you see Jewfro Monster Dancing with that blonde chick?

by Robot Jefferson September 28, 2010

Shot Monster

The act of taking filling two shot glasses with alcohol, dumping them both in your mouth, and then holding the glasses over your eyes like goggles and making monster noises. Usually a residual amount of alcohol will actually pour into your eyes and your eyes turn bloodshot and burn and you'll start actually screaming. This is knows as "Full Monster".

Bro 1: Rawrrr I'm the shot monster!
(vodka splashes into eyes)
Bro 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Full Monster)

by ShotMonster September 04, 2010