Mohamed

Leng guy that will clart your back with dat 10 inch defeater. Goated at football and will make you cry when he's on the ball

I am a mohamed

by anonymous November 22, 2021

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mohamed harbi

mohamed harbi is a short black kid whos very cute. i wish i was his girlfriend eeek

i love you so much mohamed harbi

by chick827 March 4, 2022

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8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)

A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.

A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.

Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway

by HorseCoq August 30, 2025

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