Miranda is the goth girl I've ever seen, as a Starbucks worker she spits in your drink, and as a taco bell employee she squirts in your food. She is the definition of a goth muscle mommy and will grab your balls and rip them in half (in a good way). She will also suck the living soul out of you just to collect your sperm for her minions of evil. She loves death core and will blast your ear drums out and lick the blood from your ears. She has that gorilla goth grip and will fuck you with her feet at anytime. In this relationship, you are the little sub and she is the Dom mommy. She is also the most amazing person you will ever meet and will love you forever.
Simp 1: Miranda pegged the fuck out of me last night it was so hot
Simp 2; Yeah man she spit in my coffee and squirted on my burrito
Simp 3: That aint she she ripped one of my balls out and then kicked me out, apparently she sucked the blood off of the floor when I left too
All together: Miranda dominate me!
Simp 2; Yeah man she spit in my coffee and squirted on my burrito
Simp 3: That aint she she ripped one of my balls out and then kicked me out, apparently she sucked the blood off of the floor when I left too
All together: Miranda dominate me!
by DOUCHE PICKLE 21 October 09, 2023
by knfdifefnjf October 12, 2020
Miranda is known as a very strict teacher or just a strict person. A lot of people at least from my school are scared of her she is basically known as a devil. She sometimes can be nice but only if you be nice back. You will at first like her but the next two/three days trust me you'll see the true her.
by Milly/Mia 😎 November 20, 2021
Miranda’s will never let u down they may keep some little secrets from u but they are 100/10 trustworthy,kind,nice,caring and much other stuff.Make sure that if one day u are looking for a friends that will always be their for u go find a Miranda!The6 always bring energy everywhere they like.They are funny,pretty, and hot sometimes.Looking for a bf?Look for a Miranda.Miranda’s are the best.For example my BFFs name is Miranda that’s why I’m telling this amazing and wonderful storie.Do u have a friend who’s name is Miranda?!
The boy that has a crush on her:Hey umm i think ur rlly cute hot and funny
Miranda:srry ur not rlly my type and I already have a crush on someone else but I can help u find someone if you’d like!
Miranda:srry ur not rlly my type and I already have a crush on someone else but I can help u find someone if you’d like!
by CMSstudent..hehe November 17, 2021
I dislike Miranda
by Hotdog pancakes May 31, 2023