A big poopy pants man who poops and shids and cries alot. Could probably suck a boulder through a garden hose. Cuz he gives that sloppy sucky wucky knobby slobby 3000 with Karate Chopping action. Chases the mail man and exclusively eats the 99 cent Slim Jim stick
Guy 1: why does that man with 30 loose slim jims have such saggy pants?
Guy 2: classic Micah. He blows like a leaf blower
Guy 2: classic Micah. He blows like a leaf blower
by RockGoblin November 30, 2021
A kid that is really dumb and makes a ton of sexual jokes, but is still really fun to be around. He is very athletic in some sports but not in others and does (ranging from really smart to retarded things) quite often. He will always look out for you and take your jokes and has a good sense of humor
by Cheese weeel June 06, 2019
A person who is very self love, and not very interested in having a love life. He’s kind of a independent person, who is just fine as is.
by Honestabe2134 June 04, 2021
Micah is a guy who's also known as the tongue professor. Micah has the ability to make any girl lose her butt just by swirling his tongue around.
by Candycornlion40 November 21, 2023
The Alpha, The Omega, Everything in-between.
A harajuku Barbie.
They wear pink wigs, have big asses and give people whiplash.
Nicki Minaj Wrote Her monster verse about this type of person.
A harajuku Barbie.
They wear pink wigs, have big asses and give people whiplash.
Nicki Minaj Wrote Her monster verse about this type of person.
by Photogangster November 22, 2021
the love of my life. i would have never thought i could be so inlove. your touch,your brown fluffy hair,your green eyes,your smile,your dimples,your braces,your singing,your voice. everything about you makes me awe. i used to think love would when i expected it,when i wanted it,but this came so unexpected. i’m really happy it did because you made me into such a better person and you don’t even know. the way you would call me beautiful,the way you would tuck my hair behind my ears,the way you held my hand,the way you pulled me closer,i miss it all. i miss telling you everything that happens throughout my day,i miss telling you goodnight ,i miss telling you i love you.when i see you at school i catch myself staring,i catch myself smiling at your laugh. i hope we find our way back to eachother soon because i don’t think i can go another day knowing that what we had is over.
by brukln October 27, 2021