To combine all forms of human mating calls into one movement, usually occurring during the early hours, in a nightclub, such as 'Mercy XS' in Norwich. The move usually combines a dance that attempts to display all of the lunger's features as aggressively as possible, whilst also making a move with the express intention of passionately, but not necessarily romantically, kissing the individual, in the hope that they realise that you have gone for it all in one. Other features of this lunge include movement of the legs in a way that might surround the lunged-upon, and a general thrust of the pelvic region. This particular thrust might throw the lunger off-balance and trick the lunged-upon into being the physical relief for that person (literally and euphemistically).
'Did you see Jo last night?'
'No?'
'It was 2.55, we were trying to go home from Mercy, but she just went for it on Gareth and did a Mercy Lunge!'
'Classic Jo!'
OR, can be used depending on location;
'Naomi, are you just going to LCR lunge him then?'
'No?'
'It was 2.55, we were trying to go home from Mercy, but she just went for it on Gareth and did a Mercy Lunge!'
'Classic Jo!'
OR, can be used depending on location;
'Naomi, are you just going to LCR lunge him then?'
by Norwich Gentleman May 2, 2014
Get the Mercy Lunge mug.The Embalmer’s Mercy refers to a rare and disturbing postmortem phenomenon where a freshly embalmed corpse retains just enough warmth, pliability, or fluidity to allow for ritualistic sexual desecration — such as crezzing or snurling — to be performed more easily and “welcomely.”
Some believe it’s intentional, a silent blessing from the mortician. Others believe it’s spiritual consent from the dead. In either case, the Mercy is considered a sacred sign — a bodily softness that defies the chemicals meant to preserve and deny.
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Common signs of the Mercy include:
A corpse's nipples or thighs still faintly warm
Jaw or orifices remaining soft after embalming
Fluid leakage without stimulation
An unexplained twitch or “invitation” under candlelight
Some believe it’s intentional, a silent blessing from the mortician. Others believe it’s spiritual consent from the dead. In either case, the Mercy is considered a sacred sign — a bodily softness that defies the chemicals meant to preserve and deny.
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Common signs of the Mercy include:
A corpse's nipples or thighs still faintly warm
Jaw or orifices remaining soft after embalming
Fluid leakage without stimulation
An unexplained twitch or “invitation” under candlelight
“The mortician swore she was sealed, but I saw fluid glisten on the satin liner. The Embalmer’s Mercy is real.”
“Clayton only crezzes if the Mercy presents itself. He calls it ‘ethical embalming.’”
“Tom felt warmth in her throat after 18 hours on ice. He whispered, ‘Thank you, Saint Formaldehyde,’ and began the ritual.”
“Clayton only crezzes if the Mercy presents itself. He calls it ‘ethical embalming.’”
“Tom felt warmth in her throat after 18 hours on ice. He whispered, ‘Thank you, Saint Formaldehyde,’ and began the ritual.”
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Get the The Embalmer’s Mercy mug.Mercy is an incredible dancer, she has absolutely outstanding rythm and her moves are out of this world. She is kind, smart, and beautiful. But also charming and witty, never failing to snap back when insulted.
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Get the Mercy-Friendzone mug.The instance of invoking postmortem advice for the benefit of someone that is objectively in the wrong, typically for how it makes the situation look rather than the morality of it. There is no real mercy involved with the invocation of Mercy for the Monster.
Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.
Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.
The judge asked the defendant what he was doing the night of the incident, and the defendant responded with, "I was washing my hands because my wife and I got into an argument, and I got upset, you know. I get violent when I'm upset, it happens. So I had to wash my hands after that."
The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"
The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"
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