Mentally weak

You are mentally weak if you cannot beat your PE teacher's 7 year old son in athletics

Mr Cullen: Run faster or I will mentally weak you!
Noah: Yo sir I'm already done
Mr Cullen: Well done kiddo your great but them over there are pretty slow
Them over there: Noooooo sir pleeeeasssee don't do it not the mentally weak laser aaaaahhhhhh
Mr Cullen: YOU ARE MENNNNNTALLLYYY WEEEEEAAAAAKKKK!!!!
Them over there: Nnnnnnnnooooooooooooo!

by DeviLs brOther May 4, 2021

Both mentality

When two choices are presented to you, and you realize that choosing one thing does not have to exclude also choosing the other thing.

Friend: Jake, do you want beer or wine with your dinner?

Jake: Both

Airport employee: Business or pleasure, sir?
Jake: Both

... Why be singleminded when you can have both mentality?

by JAKEclub May 6, 2021

chihuahua mentality

Also known as the small dog mentality; A shorter individual who is exceptionally loud and aggressive - usually to taller people - due to insecurities about being short and presumptions about the tall person judging this.

This can be commonly observed in the animal world; e.g. the way a small dog reacts with a larger one.

David: Bro, I keep getting mugged by that shinkicker over there.

Bob: He's probably got that chihuahua mentality.

by dwarfstomps June 4, 2010

mental blank

The occurrence of temporarily forgetting something that's in the back of your mind, somewhere. An embarrassing situation encountered when required to remember somebody’s name or when you’re a quiz show contestant.

Oh man! I thought a phrase to look up on UD earlier, but now that I'm on the site I can’t remember what the hell it was. Damn mental blank!

by Šteggs October 7, 2007

gang mentality

When you are an original gangster (OG) and you get together to gang up on an outsider together with the sole purpose of defending the gang no matter what.

Anna and Tracey are showing their gang mentality telling Brant he is not an OG.

by OriginalG January 30, 2016

Mental Masterbation

Pondering philosophical questions, which may be enjoyable, yet are so removed from reality, or experience that they have no practical use.

Someone that thinks of far out 'what if' questions

Note- Not all philosophy is mental masterbation.

"Today we spent three hours mentally masterbating to Kant's critique of pure reason"

"I got a degree in mental masterbation!" someone graduating with a degree in rhetoric, philosophy, anthropolgy, multicultural studies, etc

by Marcus L January 1, 2008

Mentally unstable

You

You're mentally unstable, go see a therapist.

by Pspspsppspssp October 21, 2021