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Marc

Marc is an kepper, he has the biggest dick and is the attractivst. Marc is like a greek god, ripped asf and can steal anybody girl and your Mom.
"This dude has such a big dick"
"his name must be Marc"
by Marc's dicksucker 69 November 21, 2021
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Marc

Marc is that nigga
Marc is that nigga and he gone rock out over his money
by Marc2Ebk April 22, 2023
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Marc

If your name is Marc, 100% g*y and if not, a simp
literally g*y or simp.
This guy is probably named Marc because he is so gay.
by Bien Macabro November 22, 2021
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Marc's First Law

A law invented by Marc of The Templin Institute and introduced in the video "The Idiotic Strategy That Always Works (But Shouldn't!)":

"Dumb ideas are implemented all the time often with cataclysmic results. But they're implemented in the first place because there was a legitimate expectation of a positive outcome; these ideas fall within the "Zone of Believability." However some ideas are so clearly bad and consequences so obvious that no sensible person would ever consider them; such ideas cross the threshold into the "Zone of Ridiculousness" and no explanation can ever justify such an idea's inherit preposterousness."

Essentially this law dictates that are 2 categories that a dumb idea fit under: Believable (Reasonable chance of a positive outcome) and Ridiculous (Very high chance of 1 or more bad outcomes), and that any idea that fits under the latter category should be flat-out rejected.
Ship Captain *Gives details on a naval assault plan*
Executive Officer: Sir, there's so much wrong with that plan that it breaks Marc's First Law; I can't even list out every possible way that it could fail!
by KXMR April 4, 2025
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Marc

The opposite of a man, mostly seen among Canadians. A coward who has no balls and is selfish by nature. He is also a really creative liar and is capable of making up the most absurd stories to avoid any form of inconvenience.
Girl #1: Damn I just met a guy who has inverted balls
Girl#2: You met Marc? Run!
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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marc-andré

Marc-André est un gros caca
by Petitbeurre April 9, 2020
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Marc whitley

A massive knob that’s only use in life is painting
Marc Whitley is a massive knob whos only point in life is painting
by Marclikestouchingkids November 21, 2021
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