Manchester Is Red

what manchester united fans say after beating manchester city (red from the logo)

Man United Fan: WE BEAT MANCHESTER CITY! MANCHESTER IS RED!

by pseudonym1112 December 25, 2024

Greater Manchester Pincer

Lulling an ally into a false sense of security before sending them 8 terabytes of furry games/porn

"Yo dude you wont believe it, Nikolaj fell for the Greater Manchester Pincer last night"

by YaBoyPerun August 25, 2025

Manchester United

Rubbish

person 1: I support Manchester United
person 2: Rubbish

by SergioAguero January 23, 2025

Manchester Bumming

This is the definition of the word "Manchester Bumming": *Manchester Bumming* is the act of thrusting a fully erect schlong (alternate word for "dick") up your partner's backdoor (alternate term for "asshole") without prior notice or any means of lubrication.

Person1: The other day I accidently Manchester Bummed my wife.. So embarrassing
Person2: The hell does that mean
Person1: This is the definition of the word "Manchester Bumming": It is the act of thrusting a fully erect schlong (alternate word for "dick") up your partner's backdoor (alternate term for "asshole") without prior notice or any means of lubrication. Duh.. How come you haven't heard this before??

by Sexiest John Around #127417538 April 7, 2025

Manchester

Shit boring city, only famous for 2 football teams that are either shit or just money merchants.

Insane Man: “wanna go to Manchester?”

Sane man “Fuck no”

by ZKILD_real August 6, 2023

Manchester City

Soccer (football) club that has alot of money and based off of Manchester, England (or UK)

Manchester City fan: Hey I think Manchester City is better than Inter Milan
Inter Milan fan: Ok

by tahhams August 27, 2023

manchester united

a team that is loved by millions of people and in fact is one of the biggest football (soccer if u youre a bigot) teams in the world. manchester united used to peak in the 2000s but recently supporting them has been a turbulent experience

person A: hey i heard you support manchester united.

person B: yea, fun fact WE HAVEN'T WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE IN 10 YEARS.

by saibo September 2, 2023