Machayes

A person, most commonly a redhead, who obsessively flirts with girls yet never has successs. Also, this persons penis is exceptionally out of proportion.

That tall kid, Machayes was all over sophmore chicks but his small penis and pungent odor turned them off.

by thecaper June 10, 2011

machelor

A potential male suitor you would meet on match.com

I'm trying to narrow down my potential machelors. He was not the right machelor for me.

by beki6 May 26, 2014

macchiatto

A macchiatto is an espresso with a dash of frothy steamed milk.

She got a Caramel Macchiatto from Starbucks.

by jujubaby101 January 1, 2017

Macha move

A situation that's defined when the person tells us he's going to the passport office but in reality just waking off to creepers.

I.e that's such a macha move, Always ditching in the last moment.

by Ftome12 August 31, 2020

Machel

Machel is a handsome man with a huge cock. He makes all the girls horny. He likes nice asses but perfers personality and face. He is outgoing and likes to spend time with others, yet when is around others he still feels alone.

Girl 1: Damn I'm horny all of a sudden.
Girl 2: Yeah fr, me too gurl. What the hell is going on?
Girl 1: Ohh, it's Machel, who came in the room. I want to fuck him so badly.
Girl 2: Omg you too!?

by African_Machel November 21, 2021

Paper mâché (a bitch)

The act of ejaculating on tissue paper, toilet paper, napkin, or any absorbent, thin cloth and proceeding to wrap around or stick to a partners

head.

I'm about to paper mâché (a bitch)

by kristy rowbothem June 17, 2014

spaghetti machete

A slang word for a skinny dick.

A long thin penis that knifes through vaginas.

"Yeah were going out tonight for italian...She's gonna eat the spaghetti machete."

by Italianstalion69 September 27, 2017