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Lumberjacking

A code name developed in many middle schools for jacking off.
*whispers to friend* " Hey Bob last night I was lumberjacking to some hot clown porn... That's the best. "
by Scruffy Luke The Wise November 16, 2016
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Lumberjacking

Putting your dick into 2 axe blades on the blunt ends and then turning then onto the sharp ends if your really kinky.
Me and this girl were chopping the wood at my place and then we started lumberjacking
by Bigtitboobmcgeeorgy March 16, 2018
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Lumberjack

While a woman is tounging/licking your balls, you lift your cock up. While she continues to suck your balls, shout ''TIMBER!!!'' as you simultaneously let go of your cock and hit her in the face and forehead with your cock. Asians will have a harder time accomplishing this, and may have to shout ''TWIG!!'' or ''STUMP!!!'' instead.
Last night I gave Lisa a Lumberjack when she was licking my balls. She STILL has a red mark on her forehead from my cock!!
by Burt Hymen & the Fallopian Two September 28, 2011
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Lumberjacking

Lumberjacking (verb)

The act of jacking it in a forest
"Last night Michael went lumberjacking"
"wait, WHAT?!"
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concrete lumberjack

Nickname for someone who does concrete demolition.
"HOLY CRAP, Kyle is looking like a concrete lumberjack today!"
by Dackplural November 22, 2022
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Bombanian Shriveldick Lumberjack

When you and your partner are in a McDonald's with a miter saw at 2:38 AM, your girl turns on the miter saw and you sit on it whilst shitting, pissing, cumming, and spitting at the same time. This is a sex move of supreme difficulty, however you can also do this solo if your girl's a party pooper and isn't willing to do it.
"My girl gave me a Bombanian Shriveldick Lumberjack last night, and I mentally ascended."
by aiwefal April 29, 2025
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Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.
I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
by LumbrJack April 27, 2023
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