cheeky llama

Sex, drugs and rock and roll.

A comic/cartoon character with ass cheeks on its face instead of normal cheeks.

Broquips, you see/read that new cheeky llama shit yet?

Nah nigga is it that fire?

by WacArnolds March 11, 2020

llama hoof

If a female were to have a front wedgie, the female version of a mooseknuckle.

I let my yoga-pants wearing girlfriend ride my horse, and when she got off she had the biggest llama hoof I ever saw. It put every cameltoe I ever saw to shame!

by Gunno January 9, 2012

smart llama

Smart llama~a llama that drinks tea ☕️

Teacher "Jeff what's 2+2?"
Jeff the smart llama"the right answer to the question"
Teacher "you've been drunk ur tea haven't you..😏"

by SmartLlamaThatsSmarterThanGoat June 16, 2017

Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.

Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

by PixieMandy April 15, 2022

llama titties

kamoren james mathew kaufman is the biggest llama tittie i know

Kaitlyn : you are fucking llama titties
kamoren : well duh poop stain

by fuckingtwatbitch July 13, 2015

squirt the llama

making a girl squirt like how a llama spits

Tyler made was able to make his fat girlfriend squirt the llama.

by Buddha™ May 19, 2015

Llama Lord

Llama lord is a llama who rules over things in a funny way. If you have kik come join us #llamalordisdaddy

I sat there as Llama lord walked by

by Collared by LLama Lord July 21, 2017