On Lincolns birthday we will all bend over and let Lincolns Minecraft cock fill us up with juicy white stuff
MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR!!!
MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR!!!
by CcOCKANDBALLTORTUuRE69 November 30, 2020
Get the Lincolns birthdaymug. Just before you're about to go down on a girl with a hairy bush, you squirt some krazy glue on your chin, and quickly go to town. Her hair will instantly become bonded to your chin. When her pubes are sufficiently adhered, you yank your face up quickly thus yanking most of the pubic hair out of her mount. You are now covered with an Abe Lincoln type beard.
This is actually a "partial" abe lincoln. See full abe lincoln for more details.
This is actually a "partial" abe lincoln. See full abe lincoln for more details.
Dude, I gave that beeotch an abe lincoln, and now she wants to charge me with assault!! whats up with that!?!
by Joe Swift June 9, 2007
Get the abe lincolnmug. When a cadet at West Point becomes sexually aroused during a class or meeting in Lincoln Hall his/her erection is called a 'Lincoln Log'.
CDT X: "Have you seen those paintings in Lincoln Hall?"
CDT Y: "Yeah, dude. I go up to the second floor during class sometimes. There's one painting of a naked woman, it totally gives me a Lincoln Log."
CDT X: "Yeah, same. It's so sick when the instructors forget to lock the doors to Lincoln Hall. I can't tell you how many times I've gone in there and beat Navy."
CDT Y: "Yeah, dude. I go up to the second floor during class sometimes. There's one painting of a naked woman, it totally gives me a Lincoln Log."
CDT X: "Yeah, same. It's so sick when the instructors forget to lock the doors to Lincoln Hall. I can't tell you how many times I've gone in there and beat Navy."
by J Company, 5th Regiment March 6, 2013
Get the Lincoln Logmug. Definition #4 is good but one correction: You can do it from the front (tit side) if the girl has a hairy asshole.
by Sir J. May 5, 2005
Get the Abraham Lincolnmug. A lawyer whose private practice is doing so poorly that he goes to extremes to cut costs (such as running his office out of his car or the local Starbux). These lawyers are not always incompetent (some may have experienced a stroke of bad luck).
The term originated from a misperception in the movie "The Lincoln Lawyer" that the protagonist, Mickey Haller, has to run his office out of his car. Although his clients are far from one-percenters, he appears to run a modestly successful law practice. The movie does not disclose why Haller prefers to use his car as his office.
The term originated from a misperception in the movie "The Lincoln Lawyer" that the protagonist, Mickey Haller, has to run his office out of his car. Although his clients are far from one-percenters, he appears to run a modestly successful law practice. The movie does not disclose why Haller prefers to use his car as his office.
The Hyper-Chicken lawyer in the Futurama episode "Insane in the Mainframe" is most likely a lincoln lawyer.
Judge: counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?
Chicken Lawyer: Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them.
:::Judge bangs gavel:::
Judge: Insanity plea is accepted!
Judge: counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?
Chicken Lawyer: Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them.
:::Judge bangs gavel:::
Judge: Insanity plea is accepted!
by Cruddy December 27, 2012
Get the Lincoln Lawyermug. by Shringrala May 29, 2008
Get the Pink Lincolnmug. A person who loves to suck dog penis while watching anime and putting a thumb in his ass. Known for an annoying voice and laughing at his own jokes. Also drinks child piss and jerks off to goat porn.
by KRAZYKRAZE December 9, 2008
Get the Zane Lincolnmug.