leoprify

The art of having such explosive diarrhea that the toilet receives leopard spots from the stains.

Today my roommate decided to leoprify the toilet. We are never again able to have girls in our apartment.

by hollaforfivedolla February 11, 2010

Lemspressofen

Common cold / flu / man-flu / headache remedy favoured by nerds.

Typically consisting of: Lemsip MAX or similar soluble lemon drink, followed by an Espresso (AT LEAST a double espresso) and a couple of max strength Ibuprofen capsules.

Found in cold and wet countries like Scotland.

Just had my daily Lemspressofen, feeling a little perkier!

by jardinec November 28, 2011

leopard shit

the feeling of being a half a retard

girl- guys lets go to the leopard shit
tommy- what are you a half a retard

by tommy tim lusifer January 2, 2012

leopard shit

the ability to make yourself look like a half a retard

girl1-guys lets go to the leopard shit
guy-what are you some kind of a half a retard
girl2-she gets what she can
girl1-it is what it is

by tommy tim lusifer the 3rd January 2, 2012

Legspreadeasy syndrome

The appropriate moment when a women lapses her judgement and her legs are raised above the head for easy insertion of the erect male phallus.

Legspreadeasy syndrome - Brucey confirmed that bartender suffers from the condition of Legspreadeasy sydrome.

by Bigbrucey October 11, 2014

leopoldi

the residue left over after setting a bag of shit on someones porch

that leopoldi is really a bear

by Leopoldi July 24, 2016

LeoPudFace

A lil bitch that gets slapped with pud repeatedly.

O dang that girl just got LeoPudFace

by LeoHeadAss December 15, 2016