Latte

My dog i love latte even though when its winter she has a seizure during the winter and gets really sick but she is okay i love my dog so much

Person: awww whos dog is that and whats her name

Me: that MY dog latte she's very nice pet her.

by MyD0gLa773 July 14, 2021

Latte

Not to be confused with a hot beverage from your local 7-eleven, Latte is a jolly old pooch famed for his service in the royal Australian airforce during WWII. Latte successfully led an air fleet of 2000 fellow comrades to victory over Germany in the battle of Wellington. He led his comrades fiercely, ‘ he believed no poodle shall be left behind’ all 2000 comrades returned home safely. While leading his comrades to victory he performed a rescue mission and successfully evacuated 200 civilians caught in the cross fire. Latte was deemed a hero by the people of Wellington, resulting in the king of Wellington offering his most attractive Daughter Adriennes hand in marriage to Latte. Latte declined the marriage proposal as he believes every female should be able to choose their mate.

On his return to Australia he was knighted as sir Latte lord of the Poodles, shortly after his knighthood Latte returned to his home town of Newstead VIC and straight into the arms of his loving parents Kristine and Dan who missed him dearly and basked in his glory with unconditional love.

‘ Who was that courageous dog who against all odds saved countless lives and led his comrades to victory? Latte is his name of course- the one and only.

by Notanothernett July 25, 2021

Latte

A derogatory term used against white people.

Look at all those lattes over there.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Latte in a kayak.

The unfortunate consequence after paddling too far from shore while enjoying a drink of milk and espresso coffee - especially in or around the tranquil waters of Ft. Myers, Florida.

“Good thing Russell brought a change of clothes, cause he just had a giant latte in a kayak.”

by Wisdom of Russell February 21, 2022

latte

my cat

latte is cute

by JassimF August 9, 2021

Golden latte

A golden shower but the perpetrator also spits a foamy wad on the receiver afterwards (could be actual spit or jizz).

A golden shower is nice but a golden latte is better.

by Yuhville August 23, 2021

french vanilla latte

This is when a person makes a Latte, but they add french vanilla into it. It's not a tax write-off.

Person 1: do you want a french vanilla latte
Person 2: oh sure i love dodging taxes

by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024