when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.
Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.
Hannah: LOL
Hannah: LOL
by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 28, 2018
Get the the jumbo latte splitmug. by SlimeBo$$ January 1, 2019
Get the $lattmug. Definition (noun):
A luxurious, dessert-flavored coffee drink crafted to mimic the indulgence of your favorite sweet treats but without the guilt. Typically made with a non-dairy and lactose-free creamer with flavored ingredients manufactured by Drip Queen Coffee.
The coffee you drink when you’re ready to upgrade from a basic latte to something royalty-worthy, like Drip Queen Coffee’s signature line.
Definition (adjective):
Describing a coffee drink that’s creamy, dreamy, and unapologetically indulgent, yet somehow lighter and more health-conscious.
The energy of being extra without trying too hard—like ordering Red Velvet Cheesecake coffee while everyone else is still stuck on pumpkin spice.
Fun Fact:
Rumor has it, if you drink a Latte-ish, you automatically level up in the game of life. It’s coffee, dessert, and self-care rolled into one. Try it, and you’ll understand.
Pro Tip:
If your coffee doesn’t make you feel like royalty, it’s not Latte-ish enough.
A luxurious, dessert-flavored coffee drink crafted to mimic the indulgence of your favorite sweet treats but without the guilt. Typically made with a non-dairy and lactose-free creamer with flavored ingredients manufactured by Drip Queen Coffee.
The coffee you drink when you’re ready to upgrade from a basic latte to something royalty-worthy, like Drip Queen Coffee’s signature line.
Definition (adjective):
Describing a coffee drink that’s creamy, dreamy, and unapologetically indulgent, yet somehow lighter and more health-conscious.
The energy of being extra without trying too hard—like ordering Red Velvet Cheesecake coffee while everyone else is still stuck on pumpkin spice.
Fun Fact:
Rumor has it, if you drink a Latte-ish, you automatically level up in the game of life. It’s coffee, dessert, and self-care rolled into one. Try it, and you’ll understand.
Pro Tip:
If your coffee doesn’t make you feel like royalty, it’s not Latte-ish enough.
“I wasn’t ready for how good Red Velvet Cheesecake Latte-ish tasted. It’s like dessert in a cup, but better!”
“Forget basic lattes—I’m feeling Latte-ish today!”
“Enjoy Latte-ish Coffee with No Dairy Air.”
“Forget basic lattes—I’m feeling Latte-ish today!”
“Enjoy Latte-ish Coffee with No Dairy Air.”
by DripQueenCoffee December 19, 2024
Get the Latte-ishmug. Kristie ordered Adam a depresso latte cause he was being a sensitive cunt again.
Order that faggot fuck a depresso latte he’s whining like a lil bitch.
Order that faggot fuck a depresso latte he’s whining like a lil bitch.
by Beth Putin May 13, 2022
Get the Depresso lattemug. an event hosted weekly in a fast food place for a bunch of freshmen and a couple upperclassmen who actually came back. there's that one senior who suffers from poster child syndrome and just got back from tjj and there's the bisexual kid that the advisors don't really approve of. but in the end ncsy pays for your dinner so whatever.
yo are you heading to tonight's latte and learn?
yea bro im boutta get a free donut and some head
nice bro
yea bro im boutta get a free donut and some head
nice bro
by dannyrauh November 29, 2018
Get the latte and learnmug. A mocha choca latte is a beautiful bi racial male or female that is calm caring and never gets angry
by The Original Gingerian June 5, 2020
Get the mocha choca lattemug. Summer Latte (n.): A refreshing coffee beverage consisting of a double shot of espresso served in a tall glass, filled up with cold milk. Dreamt up by a forward-thinking individual, this innovative drink offers a balanced blend of robust coffee and creamy milk. Perfect for warm weather, open minds, and weak pallettes.
Wayne, confident in his sexuality and proud of his unique taste, strode up to the counter and boldly ordered a Summer Latte. The barista stared back, confused and oblivious, as Wayne patiently explained the refreshing, creamy blend of milk and double espresso that he'd been craving.
by mod35 May 25, 2024
Get the Summer Lattemug.