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National Kiss a Lacrosse Player Day

Oh yes it’s national kiss a lacrosse player day
That means I get to be kissed
by S_Nelly September 14, 2021
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Lacrosse

A sport for short rich white men who couldn’t swing a baseball bat for their life. Many started in their little league years because they were tired of hitting last and playing right field every game. Lacrosse is the only sport where height is not an advantage, therefore many short, fast “athletes” play lacrosse because their bodies are simply not built for Football, baseball, basketball etc. lacrosse is only played in about seven states so there’s basically no competition for college roster spots. Many lacrosse players receive scholarships from prestigious universities when they are nothing close to college athletes because of this lack in competition.
Blaine: I’m looking to use my speed and agility to play a college sport but I’m to short to compete in any of them.

Chad: Duuuude, do you realize how perfect LACROSSE is for you?
by Leotts December 3, 2019
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Lacrosse

A sport that actually requires skill and requires physical activity unlike the sport baseball in which you can not run more than 20 feet
David: Lacrosse sucks
Owen: Ever tried playing fag?
David: No
Owen: Then shut up you dumb muppet
by Unexplained Smellz May 17, 2019
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Skidmore lacrosse

A group of fugly young men who are less than average at LAX. Them party boy business majors/sexual predators are a waste of time. Stay away!
Guy 1: Did you hear about our new insurance broker?
Guy 2: One of those Skidmore Lacrosse boys again?!
by Jhrman February 9, 2023
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lacrosse indiana

lacrosse indiana is a dead town with one gas station and one restaurant. list of pothead kids and stupid rednecks. there is kkk bars all around but people don’t really care because everyone is racist to some point
lacrosse indiana has a bunch of stupid rednecks
by vivb3020 August 27, 2023
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Lacrosse

Lacrosse is the most underrated sport because everyone hates on it because they are either toxic baseball players that don’t want to shore a season with a contact sport or are people that have only heard of it from stereotypes
Baseball player: Laccrosse is so gay
Lacrosse player: Shut the fuck up your just mad you have to share a season and that you are too scared of contact
by LaxBro25262525 November 15, 2020
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Lacrosse

People that can take a hit in the side or the shin and not cry and start a fight. Also a sport that BASEBALL players can’t handle because they are big PUSSIES
Yo Jace wanna play lacrosse” hell yeah FUCK baseball.”
by SOLID 69hrs April 21, 2019
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