Porter knob, noun, A short penis. Mostly under 4”. Usually associated with verbs such as small, tiny, micro, etc.....
by Dirty Craig June 25, 2020
Get the Porter Knob mug.A frail or weak individual that stands alone in the corner of a crowded room with only his thoughts to keep him entertained.
Guy# 1: That guy has been staring at that chick for an hour now. That's annoying me! Guy# 2: Ummmm yeah......he's a nimble knob! Just look at his haircut.
by JoeyBomm June 29, 2020
Get the nimble knob mug.A term often used to describe someone who makes the office and work their entire personality. Often these people will come into the office 2 hours before their shift starts and leave 2 hours after it ends without overtime pay, often to attempt to impress their boss and co-workers.
Karen: I left the office at 7PM last night can I get a pay rise?
Manager: No stop being an office knob and work your contracted hours.
Manager: No stop being an office knob and work your contracted hours.
by Conwell_Laypang September 5, 2022
Get the Office knob mug.A shrunken cock or, of that person due to too much alcohol. Aka whiskeydick. Used as an insult or in a self-deprecating way.
A: Hey, what happened to your dick? Seems shriveled.
T: Yeah, I drank too much at the party. Guess I'm having a liquor knob.
T: Yeah, I drank too much at the party. Guess I'm having a liquor knob.
by Taka-mushroom September 13, 2021
Get the liquor knob mug.A girl who gives bad handjobs, often preventing proper blood flow throughout the penis because of too strong of a grip
"Man I was getting a handy from this girl last night and she was like a knob lobster gripping my shit"
by CK1052 June 22, 2021
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Get the knob choker mug.Another word for Vagina. Only used for clean, well maintained safe ones (STD free) that will avoid damage to your knob parked overnight.
"That bird the other night looked well dodgy. Did you go to the clinic for a checkup after?"
"Nah mate, she had the perfect Knob Garage"
"Nah mate, she had the perfect Knob Garage"
by The Pag Mafia July 3, 2014
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