Kiwi’s Brother

Kiwi’s brother is a blonde with baby momma issues. He probaly has a son and a hot blonde girlfriend. Im pretty sure he’s from alabama. He always wears an anklet ;).

“Your friends with Kiwi’s Brother?”
“No, the hot blonde is my friend.”

by yourdadsaidhey October 7, 2020

Kiwi ingenuity

Poor workmanship
New Zealanders who confuse
Heath Robinson style arrangement lashed together in a hap hazard way as a genius invention

“Nice job bro, gluing the go pro to dogs scull is kiwi ingenuity “

by Lord loverocket August 3, 2023

Kiwi

SHE WORKED AWAY THROUGH A CHEAP PACK OF CIGARETTES

HARD LIQUOR MIXED WITH A BIT OF INTELLECT
AND ALL THE BOYS THEY WERE SAYING THEY WERE INTO IT
SUCH A PRETTY FACE
ON A PRETTY KNECK
SHES DRIVING ME
CRAZY

but I’m into it
But I’m into it
I’m kinda into it
Kiwi

by That’s gonna leave a mark February 20, 2023

Kiwi

An Irish slang term for thanks

person 1: You're so pretty!!

person 2: kiwi 🥝 xx

by lovinqpanic November 24, 2019

captain kiwi

a loud ass kid that screams alot

Damn that's a captain kiwi they don't shut the fuck up

by UNSTOPPABLEAWESOMEGAMER October 21, 2020

Kiwi

A nickname usually for those who are amazing. Kiwis are very beautiful and delicate birds, and this should be used to describe a person who is simply that. Kiwis are also very sweet fruits, which describes that of a Kiwis personality

Him 1: She’s perfect in every way.
He 2: That’s a Kiwi if I’ve ever seen one.

by The smooth talker November 18, 2019

fork the kiwi

To do IT with an Australian person

Person 1: Yoo I’m gonna fork the kiwi girl
Person 2: TMI dude

by Miss Gurl that is HIDEOUS!😠 June 21, 2021