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fork the kiwi

Person 1: Yoo I’m gonna fork the kiwi girl
Person 2: TMI dude
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Kiwi engineering

When something breaks so you use the things you found in your garage to fix it.

Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.

2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.

3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.
That painting is getting held up by pur kiwi engineering
by The official kiwi June 26, 2025
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Kiwi

"Kewenaw" is the long name for Kiwi. Kewenaw is an Indian tribe name that lived and roamed in Michigan. It is also a place in Michigan.

Kiwi is a name that means "squirell-like."

Kiwi is a name that can be irish.
A kiwi is an athletic being. A kiwi can be a twin or closley related to another person. Kiwi is a scorpio name that means water. A kiwi is a beautiful being with green eyes and blond hair. These are the traits of a common Kiwi. Overall, a Kiwi person is athletic, kind, maybe twin, green eyes, blond hair (irish), kind kind of person.

Kiwi also means "Squirell child."

A "Kiwi Bird" is a real bird that lives in warm climate.
Wow! Kiwi is so cool! She can climb that tree so fast. Yay! Kiwi got the kite down from the tree at the dogpark! She is like a squirell.
by 2Zabby2 June 9, 2017
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kiwi eater

code word for bisexual man no straight man will eat fruits
you eat kiwi !!?? if u bisexual just say that!!
oh yeah he a kiwi eater for sure
by thealphavegan March 2, 2021
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golden kiwi

When you urinate on someone native to New Zealand.
Toni told me she was from down under so I flipped her over and turned her into a golden kiwi.
by giannis_an34 September 26, 2022
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Kiwi Glaze

When a person (typically born in New Zealand) with female genitalia ejaculates on the chest of another person, who then rubs the ejaculate on their own chest, belly and other body parts.
Holy shit! We had the best time… we did a Kiwi Glaze and then romped.
by F. Persimmon February 27, 2023
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Kiwi

SOME TRASH ASS EMPLOYS WHO BEAT FECKIN CHILDREN. NOT OKAY. MY SON IS NOT A PART OF THIS HORRIBLE WEED SMOKING TRASH ASS MILEU. WTF. I HATE KIWI.
"let's go to kiwi bro"
"bro, thats not okay bro, you know they some horrible people bro"
by KIWIMOTHAFUCKA March 4, 2019
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