DJ Khalid doesn't deserve the Bob Marley guitar he was given. He shouldn't even be allowed to touch it.
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Has a hooked nose, ugly face, big boned and fat body.
Went to an international school in the Middle East; ended up doing porn in the US and getting fucked by black people.
Has a hooked nose, ugly face, big boned and fat body.
Went to an international school in the Middle East; ended up doing porn in the US and getting fucked by black people.
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Emily:I have called some people over
James: why
Emily: you'll see
James:I hear a knock
James: what is it what do you want
The 3 guys burst in and rip James and Emily's clothes off
James:what are they doing
Emily:Burj khalifa style
James was secretly horny so he put his dick in Emily but he fell into the trap.the first guy pushed them flat onto the bed and leaped onto James pressing hard on him he got cum pumped into him by the second guy who had a BBC and the third guy diddled the second guy.
James:it so good go harder
They were like this for 1 hour and then they cuddled and after that James and Emily sleeping on the first and second guys respectively and with the first and second's dicks in them respectively.
James: why
Emily: you'll see
James:I hear a knock
James: what is it what do you want
The 3 guys burst in and rip James and Emily's clothes off
James:what are they doing
Emily:Burj khalifa style
James was secretly horny so he put his dick in Emily but he fell into the trap.the first guy pushed them flat onto the bed and leaped onto James pressing hard on him he got cum pumped into him by the second guy who had a BBC and the third guy diddled the second guy.
James:it so good go harder
They were like this for 1 hour and then they cuddled and after that James and Emily sleeping on the first and second guys respectively and with the first and second's dicks in them respectively.
by L000 December 6, 2025
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