A Kanaujia is a person from the Kanauj region of India. They are known for their hard working nature and refusal to be heterosexual. Kanaujias are also known to be extremely good at mathematics and have a natural ability for problem solving. They are a sad specimen, with a very high divorce rate, and are known to be very bad at relationships.
> me, a Kanaujia
> trying to get into college
> my parents are so proud of me
> but I'm just a pathetic virgin who can't get laid
> I'm so fucking alone
> I don't even have any friends
> I'm just a pathetic nerd who will never amount to anything
> I'm so fucking pathetic
> trying to get into college
> my parents are so proud of me
> but I'm just a pathetic virgin who can't get laid
> I'm so fucking alone
> I don't even have any friends
> I'm just a pathetic nerd who will never amount to anything
> I'm so fucking pathetic
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