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Theo Juan

The Mexican equivelant of an Uncle Tom. A Mexican who falls outside of the sod, roofing, landscaping, and painting stereotype.
"hey amigo, look at that Theo Juan over there in that suit with all of his white friends walking into that fancy office building. It just aint right, he should be down here painting with the rest of us."
by Frankilicious April 8, 2008
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Juan Erection

-A penis so erect, it crosses the Mexican-American border, therefore transforming it into a Juan Erection.
-Also used to describe Juan's Erection
Billy just experienced his first Juan Erection
by ShaggSpawns March 29, 2015
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Juan Cena

The Mexican version of the well known wrestler Juan Cena. A Juan Cena may be someone that tells many Mexican jokes, or one related to Donald Trump. Not to be confused with Quan Cena, someone who

cannot "Hit the Quan" but thinks they can.
That guy is such a Juan Cena, also a Quan Cena.
by Jiff Jifferson May 19, 2016
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juan│#5669

Juan, also known as honeymoan is a musical artist. 3 debut albums as of right now. Dont let his success fool you cuz hes a two faced BITCH! 🤭🤭
juan│#5669 is like bitch, use it like ugh tjat girl is such a juan│#5669
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Juan Mendez

JOSe Mendez: hey step bro where is Juan Mendez

Step Bro Mendez: I dont know Jose Mendez aka my step bro???!!!
by mexicantoilet January 3, 2021
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Juan Mexico

Juan Mexico makes a mean Taco
by Thiccrickstoleyourgirl October 19, 2019
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juan ortiz

The best at what he does hard working supports his family is very caring funny handsome amazing
He is so a Juan ortiz supporting his family
by 2003babyjo March 9, 2015
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